Merry Christmas, all!

I thought I'd pause a moment from deleting all those last minute solicitations from some very worthy causes that have been clogging up my inbox with requests for pre-end-of-year donations and talk about what's really important...me. Yeah, I know there are Paypal and Amazon tip boxes over there on the right, but really, cash is so...OK, cash is great, but I'm not so sure Santa carries a lot on him. So here's a list of things I hope I wake up with tomorrow morning:

Abs of Steel

A simian servant (monkey butler)

A comfortable reclining chair.

Excalibur

A chick zombie companion

A set of this exoskeleton stuff...uh, say the version they'll have 50 years from now.

A telescope way too big for me to ever actually use.

A castle.

A time machine

OK, now it's just getting silly, I could go on and on...

Anyway, that's my list. How about you?