Did you know that Amazon.com Gift Cards make a wonderful gift? In fact, they've got all kinds of great stuff over there? Even cooler, if you use those links to buy something, your favorite blog (if I do say so myself) will get a cut, and it doesn't add to your cost at all! Wow! Justify the time I spend on this blog and enhance my marital 'bliss' (that's what most people call it, right?) by allowing me to say, "Oh look, honey, someone used my links and I have enough for a gift certificate!" (After I already bought myself something, of course.) Keep the divorce attorneys at bay! Look over there under "If You Enjoy This Site," too -- the links are always there.

Oh heck, got some...what is it...it's been so long...oh yeah...cash burning a hole in your pocket? Why, you can make those end of year payouts right here using Amazon (small amounts and completely anonymous) or Paypal (larger amounts and you will receive a thank you from me). Have an elderly loved one looking to dump assets rather than let the state get them (I will be happy to provide a note stating that the payment is absolutely non-refundable)? The perfect place! No, not tax deductible exactly, but I'll certainly be deducting it from my internet expenses, insurance payments, home heating oil, mortgage life-changing hemorrhoid surgery (you know how expensive decent health insurance coverage is these days?) and my mistress's rent (fantasy). Such a deal. Other arrangements can be made for those uncomfortable with internet payments. (Personal checks are a-ok.) Heck, I'll even take corporate stock off your hands (it's that desperate). For the right amount, you will be entered in my 'Win a Date with the Blogger' contest. Exciting. Alternatively, flag your payment with a note and we will call it a 'Keep the Blogger the Hell Away from Me' payoff.

You don't want me asking the GOVERNMENT for assistance do you? Bleh.

Even if you don't choose to donate, may your own stockings be stuffed full this year (and I don't just mean the canckles -- haha)!