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Thursday, January 22, 2009

"I promise to be a servant to our President." Whoah. That's just creepy. Get me re-write on the phone! Michael Graham: This pledge a bad act

...Demi Moore and her boy toy Ashton Kutcher have put together a YouTube video called "The Pledge," in which a cast of celebrities and semi-celebs pledge their service to Obama...

...Yes, yes; helping hungry people and being a better parent are good things. But weren't they just as good a year ago? Eight years ago? Did Eva Longoria really have to wait post-Bush to plant those 500 trees? Had Karl Rove stolen her shovel?

And what happens to these pledges if - Chris Matthews forbid - Obama loses in 2012? Will these celebrities go back to beating their kids, flushing their commodes and drinking their Fiji from a bottle?

America was a nation worthy of our pledges and our passion long before Moore started dating high school kids. And Obama's success didn't make America great. It's a reflection of our nation's greatness.

Demi Moore should speak the truth, admit she's really just a servant of her plastic surgeon, and leave us mortals alone.

Also excellent is Andrew Breitbart: I Pledge to Ridicule Celebrities Who Refuse to Recognize We Are At War With People Who Want to Kill Them, Too (via Graham)

The Flea pledges to resist the Borg.

2 Comments

How could you miss this hilarious piss-take by Iowahawk?
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dburge/2009/01/20/i-pledge/

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