We never use 'em, though. How often do you have to clean a liter of soda out of the shag carpet these days? I guess the ShamWow guy will be using his to clean the blood off his tongue...that got bit by a hooker. We cannot argue with his taste in ladies, however (photo at the link), and a man of his visage and apparent means cannot be blamed. Neither can we assign blame for the fight based on facts not yet in evidence. Perhaps she is one of those who does not allow kissing on the lips. Shame on you Vince! Next time.
