Friday, March 5, 2010
OK. This is getting ridiculous. I speak of course of The Mystery on the Orient - I mean - Dubai.
Now, Dubai Police Chief Tamim is demanding the culprits present themselves for DNA testing despite the fact that there's no clue who the culprits actually are. Personally I think it were James Bond, no less - or maybe - The Bourne Identity or should we say, "identities," since all good spies have safes full of phony passports as we all know from watching the movies.
Meanwhile, though, Israel stands accused, which isn't exactly unusual.
So - does the chief expect the entire nation of Israel not to mention the Irish, French, Brits, Germans, Australians etc who were supposedly involved, some of whom do not even exist -plus of course the million or so helpers allegedly assisting Mossad, to go downtown and open up for a swab?
Or what?
Also given Hamas statements on the matter I think we'd have to include Fatah, some Hamas insiders who might have betrayed the poor terrorist, plus Egypt and Jordan in the equation.
This could keep CSI Miami busy for years. Just sayin'.
In fact, I say we do the testing here in the US. It could improve the economy!
Besides that - how on earth can one explain how even the omnipotent Mossad managed to lock and chain the door from inside and then just vanish?
Well ok they didn't entirely vanish. Dubai has a couple of Palestinians in custody which is proof positive teh Jooz done it.
Right. Besides that little detail - what I'd like to know is how?
"Tamim told Al-Jazeera the suspects that entered al-Mabhouh's room to kill him left the room tidy and locked the door from inside -- and latched the chain lock -- when they left to make it look like he died in his sleep.
"'They made the room look as if there had been no struggle," he said. "Everything was in order, as if the man was asleep. They left and closed the door perfectly and put the chain lock on as if the man had shut it himself.'"...
