...I'm back from my Lag Ba'omer haircut--Fantastic Sam's--and hey my Persian lady haircutter was fantastic.

As soon as I walked in she goes:

"Oh, you are here for Lag Ba'omer. Come I take good care of you."

"Um, okay, but keep the sideburns the same length."

"I am too Jewish. I understand what is payot. I make your hair nice. The shape you have now not so good."

"I think that's just the shape of my head."

"Excuse, please?"

She actually did a really good job. Charged just $15.00, and chattered away the whole time abut her relatives back in the happy-go-lucky Islamic tyranny of Iran and how the Jews have to attend government sponsored anti-Israel demostrations and scream "Death to Israel" and "Death to America" or their Muslim neighbors will inform on them to the secret police and the Jews will end up in prison where they will be tortured in unspeakable ways and their property confiscated.

As I said, fantastic haircut...