"WASHINGTON, May 19 (UPI) -- White House spokesman Ari Fleischer said Monday he is resigning his position and entering the private sector this summer after 21 years in government-connected work."
Oh no! The White House loses one of its Jewish Neo-Con Cabal! Edward Said will be so dissappointed.
In related news, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is rumored to be amongst the leading contenders for Fleischer's replacement.
