...Easterbrook Akbar! Kufr, the potential for this double standard is limitless! Recent European history alone ought to cause Israel to experience second thoughts about having a strong military. Recent European history alone ought to cause Zionists to experience second thoughts about their own territorial integrity. Recent European history alone ought to cause Jewish barbers to experience some pretty fucking serious second thoughts about their career choice. Try it, infidels! There must be a million and one hysterical analogies that can be drawn from Nazi crimes against Jews in order to handicap the modern Jew! In fact, now that Allah thinks about it, criticizing the Jew on the basis of atrocities committed against his own people is another kind of double bonus, is it not? EASTERBROOK AKBAR! As far as Allah can see, the only flaw in Easterbrook's idea is that it is not always possible to determine who should be subject to the double standard based on their name or appearance. Perhaps some enterprising jihadi will one day figure out a way to identify them. In the meantime, Allah shall pray day and night for a triumph of the will in Hollywood that brings the mujahedeen to power. Can you imagine if Osama ran Universal Pictures, kufr? "Schindler's List" would have been a very different movie, Allah can tell you that...