I think I need an insulin shot after reading all four pages of this shlocky Washington Post profile of former King Hussein import trophy-wife, Jordan's Queen Noor. After reading this, I'm quite convinced the woman may actually piss honey - with class, of course. What there is about we Americans that makes us gush so over foreign royalty I'll never know. I thought the whole idea of this project was to get beyond all that. Oh, and she's against landmines, too, btw. Well, nothing wrong with that.

If you made the same mistake of reading this gunk as I, may I recommend as an antidote this Dick Morris review of her memoir, Leap of Faith: Queen Noor's Anti-Semitism.