Wednesday, November 30, 2005
The last contest I entered was to win front row tickets to The Nutcracker.
May this contest winner be the recipient of an all expenses paid trip to Club GTMO, that or a free Hellfire Missile up the (probably Dorito-enhanced) rump.
MEMRI: Islamist Website Design Contest: Winner Fires Missiles at U.S. Army Base in Iraq
The information bureau of Jaish Al-Taifa Al-Mansura("The Army of the Victorious Group"), a Sunni terrorist organization operating in Iraq, announced a contest for designing the organization's website, and stated that the prize would be, in addition to reward from Allah, an opportunity to fire missiles via computer at a U.S. army base in Iraq...
"After selecting the best design, the Army's information bureau will notify the winner.
"The contest will continue for a month, and there will be two prizes for the best design:
"1. Reward from Allah for blessed work in the service of jihad and the jihad fighters.
"2. The winner will fire three long-range missiles from any location in the world at an American army base in Iraq, by pressing a button [on his computer] with his own blessed hand, using technology developed by the jihad fighters, Allah willing. The information bureau will announce the winner after coordinating with the military bureau of the Army...