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Friday, January 6, 2006

My five year old told me that I'm "handsome" and "cool." She also asked if we can get married when she gets bigger. Of course I said, yes.

"Where can we get married?"

Me: "How about in a castle?"

She (concerned): "A...Disney castle?"

Me: "Sure."

She: "No!"

Seems she figures if it's a Disney castle she'll be approached by Mickey Mouse and other costumed Disney characters as she has seen in commercials, and she's deathly afraid of grown-ups in full-body costume suits.

Wisdom.

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My uncle Joe used to ask me to marry him when I was a kid. I'd say, "I can't marry you, you're already married to Aunt Edith!"

And he'd say, "So, I'll divorce her."

Still brings a smile to my face to remember that. Uncle Joe was a sweet, sweet man.

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