Tuesday, September 26, 2006
This is actually a conspiracy-theory (what "PEPSI" stands for) that I saw uttered on the streets of New York in Marc Levin's movie, Protocols of Zion (review here, here and here). All 'round the world it is...here it is in Iran, courtesy of MEMRI, but this time not being peddled by some goof on the street:
Take, for example, the Pepsi drink. Do you know what Pepsi stands for? "Pay Each Penny Save Israel."...
...Well-known companies worldwide have Zionist investors. Coca Cola - besides its clear, continuous support of the Israeli government - had announced its willingness to invest billions of dollars to topple the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Sara Lee, the manufacturer of Champion sportswear and L'eggs pantyhose - this company owns 30 percent of the shares of Delta Galil, the most important textile company in Israel...
On and on...
I am so happy to know that I am helping Israel each time I have a Coke or a Pepsi. Makes the loss of all Miller products (sponsors of illegal immigration rallies) less traumatic. Looks like I'll have to get a Big Mac and Fries to go with the Coke. Anything else we should do to P-O the mad mullahs? Always glad to help.
Ha! I love the "hundreds of thousands of billions of dollars....".
Is there that much money in the world?
Somebody doesn't like Sara Lee?
Ah Ha!
At least the Islamofascists didn't see the link between Bazooka Bubble Gum and the Zionist regime.
Bazooka Joe wears an eye patch, JUST LIKE MOSHE DAYAN!!!
Allah Nakba!!!
I haven't looked the entire list over, but I bet dollars to donuts that Pepsi made it because of the Mormon use of the word Zion. Now that's proof of ignorance about western civilization almost on a par with the Iraqi radio broadcasts from gulfwar 1 telling the G.I.'s that their wife was screwing movie stars like Bart Simpson in their absence.
Reminds me of a Beavis & Butthead episode, where Beavis was arrested for committing the "Inagodadavida Murders". When police were asked how a teenager could commit murders committed over 20 years before, police replied "he's very clever".
So over 100 years ago (Pepsi-Cola was trademarked June 16th, 1903), the "clever" zionist conspiracy invented the word "Pepsi" and created a brand to foist it on the world... hmmm.... damn they're smooth.
Of course,I'm still awaiting my invite into the WZC...
Zionism as a modern movement can be seen to have been born in 1897 with the book 'The Jewish State', by Theodor Herzl, which proposed a Jewish nation as a solution to anti-semitism. The first armed groups of Zionists formed a little later in 1907, called the Bar-Giora. So the comment above is irrelevant in its attempt to discredit the Pepsi theory.
But then how smart can you be when you have to use a Beavis and Butthead movie as your main analogy...